"Blamed the loss on leaving the couch for one minute"
The cushion was empty. The result followed.
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"Rooted against your own team for a fantasy touchdown"
Loyalty was suspended for one late score.
"Said "it's a long season" in September and went silent by November"
The phrase aged badly. It was retired without ceremony.
"Took forever in the one-stall bathroom"
You turned the only stall into a reservation-only venue.
"Left the bathroom looking like the aftermath of a bad Mexican dinner"
Your lunch checked out. The bathroom did not.
"Walked away from a printer jam you caused"
The printer jam is your legacy.
"Asked a "quick question" at 4:59 p.m."
A quick question with an overtime clause.
"Moved a meeting onto everyone’s lunch hour"
The calendar was open. The stomachs were not.
"Arrived half an hour early and watched the host finish cleaning"
The party started when the vacuum stopped.
"Changed the office thermostat and acted surprised by the temperature"
A climate policy of one.
"Hover-watched a coworker solve the problem you brought them"
The solution came with a live commentator.
"Brought a complicated board game to a casual hangout"
The rules had their own intermission.