"Used "do your own research" as a citation"
That is not a source. That is an instruction not to look too closely.
I. · The Catalog
371 redeemable indiscretions.
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"Zealotry"
You were so right about your thing that you forgot to be kind about it.
"Borrowed something and returned it in worse condition"
"It's basically the same." It was not basically the same. Objectively: it was worse.
"Cowardice"
You were trusted. You were cherished. You were… not great about it.
"Described food as "interesting" when you meant "bad""
"Interesting" has done a lot of heavy lifting in this context. The chef knew.
"Doomscrolled for 2 hours before bed and wondered why you couldn't sleep"
The phone provided 900 distressing items in a row and you asked it for more. The mystery of the sleeplessness remains.
"Extremism"
You were so right about your thing that you forgot to be kind about it.
"Gave unsolicited life advice to someone venting"
They wanted an ear. You gave a TED Talk. The audience was not in the mood.
"Joined a Zoom call and immediately said "can everyone hear me?""
We can hear you. The green waveform is jumping. This is what the waveform is for.
"Pollution of Sacred Space"
That place, that thing, that name — it was set apart for something greater. You treated it like it wasn't.
"Sloth"
You had potential. You had time. You had a truly impressive ability to do absolutely nothing with both.
"Sneezed into the room instead of your elbow"
The elbow exists precisely for this moment. It was right there.