"Took the last slice of pie and said nothing"
Eleven people were still eyeing it. You made eye contact with none of them.
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"Abusing Power"
You had power. You used it to make someone smaller.
"Ate the last slice of communal pizza without a "last piece?" check"
The "last piece?" announcement is a sacred institution. You skipped the ceremony.
"Boastfulness"
The original sin. You decided you were the most important thing in the universe.
"Booked the small conference room for a 1-on-1 during crunch week"
Six people needed that room. It was just you and Kevin having a vibe check.
"Claimed "I don't really do gifts" and then expected one"
The announcement was made in November. The expectant look appeared in December. The policy applied selectively and everyone noticed.
"Claimed you "just don't like turkey" to avoid carving it"
The knife was right there. The gravy was ready. Your cousin had a dozen opinions and a strong grip.
"Clicked "agree to all cookies" on every website forever"
You are being tracked across 4,000 platforms and your data paints a portrait you would not choose.
"Cursing & Ill-Wishing"
You went looking for power in the darker aisles of the spiritual supermarket.
"Double-Dealing"
You told a story. Just not the true one. Not even close to the true one.
"Paid for a streaming service for 3 months without watching it"
"I'll get around to it." The invoices did not share your optimism.
"Shared a meme to someone who sent you that exact meme last week"
The circle of digital life has consumed you.