"Double-dipped at a party and thought no one saw"
Two people saw. They said nothing. They are saying it now, to everyone, at other parties.
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"Fraud"
You told a story. Just not the true one. Not even close to the true one.
"Googled your symptoms and diagnosed yourself with something serious"
The headache had a perfectly reasonable cause. WebMD had a different theory. You believed WebMD.
"Opened a message and responded 11 days later with "just saw this!""
You saw it. We both know you saw it. The algorithm knows you saw it.
"Printed a 30-page document to read two lines"
The tree would like a word.
"Put a personal expense on the company card "just this once""
The coffee was $4.75. The silence about the coffee was $4.75 and a small ongoing anxiety.
"Rated an app 5 stars because it asked nicely enough times"
The pop-up appeared four times. On the fourth time, you surrendered. They counted on this.
"Stole a pumpkin from a neighbor's porch"
It was already carved. It was already glowing. It is now yours and unreasonably smug.
"Used your carry-on to take up an entire overhead bin"
A bag and a coat. Both overhead. Both yours. Six people behind you watched and calculated.
"Waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you"
You committed with full confidence. We respect the bravery. We cannot forgive the execution.
"Witchcraft (Malicious)"
You went looking for power in the darker aisles of the spiritual supermarket.
"Applied strong cologne before boarding a 9-hour flight"
You are sealed in a metal tube with 200 people for 9 hours. This was a choice about all of you.